“When you have a top-of-the-line hacking deck armed with a 56.6k modem and a staggering 256k RAM, it means just one thing: you answer only to the highest bidder.”
Quadrilateral Cowboy is a unique environmental puzzle game developed by Blendo Games and available now on Steam. It’s already raked in tonnes of acclaim from some of the top dogs in the industry, and I’ve been kind of excited, albeit a little apprehensive to dive into it in earnest. It’s a first-person puzzle game set in a cyberpunk 1980 with an emphasis on computer hacking to gain access to restricted areas by manipulating security systems. It also boasts a superb visual style and artistic identity with its low poly characters and environments seamlessly brought to life by an atmospheric colour scheme and impressive soundtrack.
So why the apprehension? Well, the one feature that makes this game so unique was something that I wasn’t entirely convinced with. You see, you’re basically just a nerd armed with a bulky, cumbersome laptop that must connect to doors, skylights, cameras etc. by actually typing command scripts with your real life keyboard. For example, if I wanted to switch off a security camera so I could sneak past undetected, I’d have to whip out my ridiculously amusing 1980 hacking deck and type – “camera1.off(3)”. The number beside “camera” corresponds to one particular camera (there could be 4 or 5 in one level) and the number (3) after the command dictates how long I want, in seconds, to keep the camera off. For most security systems, 3 seconds is the limit before the alarm sounds and you get brutally shot to death by an automated turret.
Initially, this totally bewildered me. In a way, I almost closed my mind to the idea that this could be any fun. However, after an hour or so, I was battering commands in like a total boss, and as the commands got increasingly more complex, I found that simultaneously bending 3 or 4 different security measures to my will in a single line of code granted me a truly fist pumping moment that would put the finest head-shot to shame. In short, this game made me feel like a real hacker.
As you progress through each job, usually consisting of stealing an item or obtaining restricted files, you’ll collect your money and go on a “Shopping Expedition”. Here, you’ll be greeted by a domestic cat who’ll recognise you as a special customer and casually proceed to reveal some of the finest black market equipment that cowboys like yourself might require; A tiny programmable robot for reaching those hard to reach places, a remote controlled sniper for precision fire and a launch pad for catapulting anything you want across the map, including yourself – to name but a few.
After that, the next mission is usually just an exercise in using the new tool you’ve just unlocked. This is where Quadrilateral Cowboy falters just a wee bit. Because of this format, you already know what tool to use before you even begin. Don’t get me wrong, the puzzles are still nicely designed, but there’s never truly a situation where you enter a new area and think to yourself – hmm… which way should I approach this? Duh, you’ll use the launch pad because you just unlocked it two minutes ago. It’s still fun to play despite the linearity, but it’s just a shame that the developers didn’t capitalise on all the awesome gear and ask just a little more of the average player. Having said that, it’s no cakewalk either and the lazier gamer (like me) will need to be switched on if they hope to complete all the jobs.
Hacking into everything you can and jabbing commands like a gangster is where Quadrilateral Cowboy cements itself as a memorable and exciting new IP. Just like Portal, although perhaps not quite as impactful, Blendo Games have come along and changed the way people perceive the environmental puzzler. It’s the finer details though that ultimately let it down; there’s never really a stress test of your skills, and you’re never confronted with a situation where you can use your entire arsenal to overcome the ultimate puzzle. Still, it looks great and, despite a degree wasted potential, plays great too.
REVIEW CODE: A complimentary PC code was provided to Bonus Stage for this review. Please send all review code enquiries to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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